it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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