Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Buhtt sex?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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