I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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