you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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