We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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