lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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