i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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