put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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