happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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