Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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