I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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