Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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