Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
3pm strippers are depressing
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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