No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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