I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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