im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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