Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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