he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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