its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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