why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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