You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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