I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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