Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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