so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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