u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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