Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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