How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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