So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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