I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
