I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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