he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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