Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My vagina just clenched in fear
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
