its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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