Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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