i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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