i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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