it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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