But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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