just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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