ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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