Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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