Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Randomize
