doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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