Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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