you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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