Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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