we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I need to sanitize my soul.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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