wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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