I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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