I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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