if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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